Scarlett Johansson

Latigo Flint has come to a decision. That there Scarlett Johansson may be my girlfriend for a while.

Scarlett, little darling, this here's Latigo Flint. I know you know who I am - I draw a six gun faster than any human ever has - if I was born 150 years ago I'd have been a living god in the American West. Anyway, I'm willing to let you be my Saturday night gal for a spell.

My impressive physical attributes are obvious. Far as personality, I'd have to say I'm a cross between Robert Redford, Billy Bob Thornton, Bill Murray, and Colin Firth.

So that's not too shabby at all now is it little darling? Look me up you hear, before I change my mind.