An Important Political Issue

Not to go all political on 'yall, but I, Latigo Flint, fastest gun in the world, feel it's my patriotic duty to weigh in on an important political issue.

Latigo Flint is very much against beating children under the age of 7 with a baseball bat that's been wrapped with barbed wire. It's cruel, it's wrong and it's the sort of thing that has no place in a civilized world.

Latigo Flint urges you to vote for whichever candidate opposes the bludgeoning of children under the age of 7 with baseball bats wrapped in barbed wire.