Friday, April 22, 2005

Eve Flint (Hey, I Just Like Saying It, Okay?!)

For whatever deserves to exist deserves also to be known, for knowledge is the image of existence; and things mean and splendid exist alike. -- Frances Bacon, 1561-1626.

Twenty-six things Latigo Flint knows about Eve:

1) Eve is very smart.

2) Eve is very beautiful.

3) Eve is one of the splendid things.

4) Eve doesn't want a corn dog.

5) Yes, Eve has no doubt it's a perfectly good corn dog, Eve still doesn't want it.

6) Eve has a younger brother named Farrod.

7) Eve frowns at people who giggle at her brother's name.

8) Eve's critically acclaimed debut album sold nearly 2 million copies.

9) Eve does not want to come over to Latigo Flint's apartment and watch the movie, Open Range, with him.

10) Eve really doesn't care how amazing Open Range is, she's not coming over to watch it.

11) Eve has pretty eyes.

12) If Eve is offered that corn dog one more time, there's going to be trouble.

13) Eve is a Scorpio.

14) Eve did not know that Billy the Kid's real name was most likely William Henry McCarty, not William H. Bonney as is commonly believed.

15) Eve was born and raised in Philadelphia.

16) Yes damnit, Eve knows who Kevin Costner is.

17) Look, it doesn't matter how many times Eve is asked, Eve is never going over to Latigo Flint's apartment to watch Open Range with him.

18) No! Eve wouldn't rather watch South of Heaven, West of Hell!

19) Eve doesn't care if it is Dwight Yoakam's directorial debut, she's still not coming over to watch it!

20) Yes, Eve has respect for Billy Bob Thornton as an actor.

21) No, for the love of Christ, Eve won't reconsider just because Billy Bob happens to be in South of Heaven, West of Hell.

22) Eve's patience has a limit.

23) Eve has a friend who looks like he could play middle-linebacker in the NFL.

24) Eve's middle-linebacker friend doesn't want to come over and watch Open Range either.

25) Eve is sorry it had to come to this.

26) Eve's name is a palindrome.


At 11:28 PM, Blogger 1031 said...

There's a cool new comic out from Dark Horse called Billy the Kid's Old Timey Oddities, and in the first issue it is mentioned that Billy's real name was probably William Henry McCarty instead of William H. Bonney.

I learned me somethin' from the funnybooks.

At 5:35 AM, Blogger Dave Morris said...

Eve's apparent disdain for Latigo Flint proves she would never survive if she was born in the old west.

The bastard line-backer-looking friend should be shown the downstream end of a pair of peacekeepers, too.

At 6:00 AM, Blogger Blog ho said...

eve would definitely frown at me. I giggled like a little girl.

At 11:15 AM, Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

I think Eve always frowns. Have you ever seen her smile? I sure haven't. Of course, that picture up there is pretty much the only picture I've ever seen of her so I'm not a very good judge. Hey Latigo, you want to come over and watch Open Range?

At 10:06 AM, Blogger scribe called steff said...

I'm really, really sorry about the corn dog.

At 9:34 AM, Blogger darthmoridin said...

I think you need to put up more pics of Eve. I'm not sure that she's an upgrade from the horse.

At 1:17 PM, Blogger Amandarama said...

Maybe you could convince Eve to come and watch Open Range if you borrowed Kid's titanium pimpstick.

At 4:11 PM, Blogger darthmoridin said...

Kid doesn't have a titanium pimpstick. He just wishes he did.

At 10:34 PM, Blogger Latigo Flint said...

Very nice 1031. Information is all around if we only take the time to look.

She'll come around Dave. Everyone deserves a chance... to watch Open Range.

But that's what I like best about you Ho.

Absolutely Cindy-Lou, we must watch Open Range immediately. (I must warn you though - there's always a 30% chance I'm going to have a hysterical breakdown when Mose dies and start shooting the TV.)

As am I Steff.

Biting my tongue and biding my time D.Mor...

That would be one way to go Amandarama...

For now, he's wrapped aluminum foil around a lead pipe and pretends it's a titanium pimpstick.

At 12:12 PM, Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I hear The Kid tagged her in a Denny's restroom back in '02.


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