Saturday, November 13, 2004

Nice Girls?

Nice girls don't walk up and ask you to f*ck them so hard their womb gets bruised. Latigo Flint definitely should have gone with his first instinct on this; he would have saved himself a lot of shame and embarrassment.

Instead, Latigo Flint spent an hour chatting up a whore - an hour he had to pay for once her pimp arrived.

Latigo Flint briefly considered pistol-whipping that pimp 'till he begged for mercy but pistol-whipping in front of a woman is ungentlemanly, even if she is a dirty whore.

It would have been nice to have received an early tip off from one of the nightclub regulars about her whore-ness, but apparently Kid Relish convinced everyone it would be much funnier to watch and see how it all played out.

3 Comments:

At 2:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 8:35 PM, Blogger darthmoridin said...

Boo! Censorship!!

 
At 9:17 PM, Blogger Latigo Flint said...

Yes, yes tinhorn, but you don't really know do you? You don't know to what depths of filth and depravity Anonymous was willing to go that day.

 

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