Friday, November 05, 2004

Beginning to Suspect Something

Latigo Flint is starting to realize that most girls get very very uncomfortable if a stranger wearing buckskin and six shooters approaches them and says: "The wounds of this world will do you no harm once you're wrapped in your sweet savior's arms."

Kid Relish assured Latigo Flint that if he tried it on enough women, eventually he'd meet one who was on the right "wavelength" and it would "click" and she'd go out on a date with Latigo Flint and maybe do more, a lot more. But recently Latigo Flint noticed that the coughing fits Kid Relish gets every time Latigo Flint tries it on yet another woman sound suspiciously like laughter.


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