Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Opportunity Lost

"There is an incredible capacity for cruelty in this town. A hundred and fifty years ago an honest man would have had the right to respond to such cruelty with hot lead. What recourse has he today? Civil Litigation I suppose. Which system works better? Well, let's see - one built the greatest nation ever, the other is slowly destroying it."

And with those words Latigo Flint lost the best coitus opportunity he's had in over a year. Turns out women at dinner parties don't ever want to hear your opinion, even when they ask for it.

Latigo Flint supposes he'd go to another dinner party but you better believe he'd stop on the porch and demand that his date quickly felate him right then and there as a goodwill gesture before they knocked on the door.


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