Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Orlando Bloom = bad wingman

Orlando Bloom probably wouldn't make a very good wingman. Latigo Flint is making a mental note of this in case the situation should arise where Latigo Flint wants to converse with a gathering of females, and he has a choice to walk over to them with Orlando Bloom or say... Chris Penn or Scottie Pippen or Delroy Lindo or whatever. Latigo Flint is officially reminding himself to go with whoever isn't Orlando Bloom.

Sure eventually once the ladies realized who Latigo Flint was, realized that he's the Latigo Flint, quickest quickdraw the world has ever known, of course then he'd have their full attention like the mack-playa-hombre that he is, but too much time would be wasted before that with Oooh Orlando this, and ahhhh Orlando that.


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