Thanks for the Nightmares Dakota Fanning

Dakota Fanning is creepy enough as it is - why did they have to go and cast her in a scary movie?

Last night Latigo Flint was sitting in his dark apartment staring at the wall, mentally listing off all the historic gunfighters he's faster than, when he became aware of a soft scratching sound coming from inside his closet.

“Well that’s not right,” Latigo Flint thought, and went to investigate. The closet door creaked as he swung it open. At first Latigo Flint could see only hanging clothes but as he peered deeper into the gloom he suddenly saw Dakota Fanning crouched in the far back corner. She slowly tilted her face to stare at Latigo Flint. Her eyes were way too big for her thin white face and they didn’t blink. Clutched in her twisted little hands was a mangled doll’s head. The only light in the apartment started to flicker and die and in the horrible half-light Latigo Flint could see Dakota Fanning stand up. Then she ate his face off.

Latigo Flint awoke screaming. He was still in his chair, still staring at the wall. The realization that it was all just a dream somehow didn’t help. Latigo Flint continued to scream for the next ten minutes until neighbors on all sides started banging on the walls.